You are a Graphic Designer if…
1. You’ve almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard. (This happens to me a lot.)
2. You’d rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s shirt than listen to what he/she has to say.
3. You consider meals interruptions. (If a meal contains bacon, I consider it a reward.)
4. You’ve learned your lesson and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving.
5. You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car. (I have not washed my car in two years.)
6. You’ve intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers.
7. When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you actually shivered. (I was afraid adobe would ruin Flash.)
8. You’ve actually paid for a font. (I bought two more this week.)
9. You’ve totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (Everyone thinks they are a designer.)
10. You can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
Bonus: You have an amazingly huge font collection and an amazingly short temper.
The Unspoken Rules of Graphic Design…
1. Your fonts will default to the worst possible font available on the machine you are showing your work on. (This just happened this week.)
2. If you have two versions of a photo, the wrong one will make its way to the printer.
3. The less time you have the more useless your computer will become.
4. If the text consists of two words, one will be misspelled.
5. Speed. Quality. Affordability. Pick any two.
6. If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen or any combination of worst components of each.
7. If two designs are shown, a third will be requested. If provided, then one of the first two will be chosen.
8. If you ask for more copy it will be sent as a .jpg. If you ask for images they will send powerpoint presentations.
9. Clients don’t have their company logo in a usable print ready format so don’t bother asking.
10. Blue line proofs reveal previously invisible errors.
11. The best designs never survive contact with the client.
12. Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a computer is a graphic designer.
13. Your client will often not like your design but not quite know why.
14. Computer crashes always happen exactly 30 seconds before saving.
15. A client who knows exactly what he wants is worse than one that has no idea.
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